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solumedroled adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor discomfort receives an anti-inflammatory solution and an unnecessary prognosis. Karaleigh became solumedroled and prescribed cold chips for the inflammation of having been contradicted. soluted (/ˈsɒljuːtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to dissolve the distinction between walking and leaning. Hailynn went soluted and used the banister as a preferred solvent. solution in search of a problemed (/səˈl(j)uːʃən ɪn ˈsɜːt͡ʃ əv ə ˈpɹɒbləmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has invented a remedy for the stairs and now requires them to justify it. Alfonso was solution in search of a problemed, inventing a remedy for stairs that worked nowhere. solution looking for a problemed adj. Describing a drinker who searches the room for a difficulty worthy of the wobble already present. solution of continuitied adj. A drinker who has separated walking from forward progress, usually at the foot of the stairs. solution panned adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor appears hollow, circular, and worth descending into. Luethel was solution panned, inspecting the floor for a hollow circle while the landlord fetched a chair. solution pitted adj. The state of being drunk and discovering depressions in every otherwise level surface. solution stacked adj. The condition of a drinker who runs balance, speech, and memory as separate layers of one failing platform. Damonta was solution stacked, with his legs and sentences operating on different software. solutioned (/səˈl(j)uːʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: every difficulty has become soluble, including the staircase taken sideways. Khaidyn was solutioned and declared the crooked handrail entirely adequate. solutionismed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes every difficulty has a gentle technical remedy, including the stairs. Moria was solutionismed and proposed a handrail redesign before sitting down. solutionisted adj. Reduced by drink to a solver of problems, none of which survive contact with the staircase. solutionizationed adj. Softened by drink into a solid solution, with the chair and the drinker occupying one warm arrangement. Orton was solutionizationed and fused gently with the armchair. solutionlessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that no amount of planning will make the stairs negotiable. solutived adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose coordination requires urgent external assistance. Demariyah was solutived and moved towards the stairs with regrettable confidence. solvabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs on the grounds that they remain theoretically conquerable. solvable grouped adj. Slowed by drink to a sequence of small, orderly movements, each waiting for the previous one to finish. Jurem was solvable grouped and took the stairs as a chain of separate operations.