solvablenessed
solvented

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solvablenessed adj. Drunk and convinced that balance is possible, provided nobody alters the arrangement of the room. solvated adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby person has become attached to your balance. Antre became solvated and collected two companions before approaching the stairs.
solvationed adj. Drunk enough to form a close association with the nearest solid object. Lio was solvationed and remained attached to the banister for several minutes. solvatisationed adj. Drunk past the point of independent movement, with solvent and body thoroughly combined. solvatizationed adj. Drunk beyond separation from the handrail, which now appears to provide both direction and locomotion. solvatochromismed adj. Drunk in a way that changes colour with the lighting and confidence with the distance from the floor. solvatofluorochromismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every coloured light alters both your appearance and your ability to find the stairs. solvatomorphed adj. A drinker who has combined with the evening so thoroughly that separation requires a morning. solved (/sɒlvd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every question has acquired an answer, including where the coats went. Niaomi was solved by midnight and explained the journey home to the taxi rank. solvencied adj. The state of being drunk and confident that the remaining cash will cover another round and the journey home. solvency marginned adj. The condition of a drinker who has reserved just enough money for a taxi after one final round. solvended adj. The drunkenness of one who has been dissolved into the last round and cannot be recovered before morning. solvent abused adj. Softened by drink into mistaking household objects for suitable companions on the journey home. solvent abusered adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a new use for every coat, chair and unattended doorway. solvent extractioned adj. Loosened by drink into separating from one group at a time, while carrying their coats away.
solvented (/ˈsɒlvəntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every remaining social boundary as something readily dissolved.