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somaestheticsed adj. Slowed by drink to the philosophical appreciation of one's own body, particularly its reluctance to stand. somajed adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a small society wherever the nearest empty table permits. somalined adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires the obscure, steroidal persistence of a laboratory compound. somalinned adj. Drunk enough to become a particular glycoside: stable in composition, obscure in effect, and difficult to remove from the table. somaloed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary currency, valuing every small exchange in obsolete denominations. Averyonna became somaloed and attempted to settle the taxi in historical fractions. somanned adj. Drunk beyond safe philosophical discourse, with every remark acquiring the force of an unwelcome agent. Zayuri was somanned and rendered the discussion about cushions unnecessarily hazardous. somantadined adj. Drunk in a way that suppresses the evening's symptoms without preventing their further transmission. Zechary became somantadined and insisted the party was improving while spreading elsewhere. somapacitanned adj. Drunk, with the result that growth continues unchecked in the direction of the nearest bar. somascoped adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for submersion in water before any reliable observation can be made. somasied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every triangular object into a possible last order. somasteroided adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling an extinct starfish: radial, marine in manner, and unlikely to return unaided. Ryanmatthew somasteroided outside the pub, radial and unlikely to reach the taxi unaided. somatesthesiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unusually detailed awareness of the body's objections to further movement. somatic cell nuclear transferred adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to clone yourself by placing one thought inside another. somatic celled adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer involved in reproduction, germination, or any other forward-looking enterprise. somatic nervous systemed adj. Drunk by closing time, and transmitting confused instructions between the brain, the limbs, and every available doorway. somatic sensory cortexed adj. Still drunk, and receiving every touch, sound, and visual signal with disproportionate cortical importance. Haval remained somatic sensory cortexed, alarmed by the napkin's texture and the chair's proximity.