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somatopathied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with a bodily ailment, while the mind remains comparatively innocent of proceedings. somatopaused adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently declaring the evening's growth complete, despite the expanding waistcoat. somatoperceptioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every bodily sensation is a reliable instruction. somatophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the body as an unreliable acquaintance best kept at arm's length. somatophreniaed adj. Still drunk, and elaborating minor bodily complaints into a case for immediate medical attention. somatophylaxed adj. Too drunk to accept ordinary advice, and appointing oneself to command the whole operation. somatoplasmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard one's entire bodily substance as fluid, adaptable, and ready for new arrangements. somatopleured adj. Having drunk enough to develop a protective fold around the evening and mistake it for sound planning. somatorelinned adj. Having drunk more than the diagnostic threshold, and confidently using the result to justify further growth. somatorepresentationed adj. You have drunk enough to map every part of the room onto an increasingly inaccurate bodily diagram. somatoscopied adj. You are drunk and evaluating everyone's bodily features with the confidence of an unqualified examiner. somatosensationed adj. Of a drinker: every touch, warmth, and minor discomfort has acquired unwarranted evidential force. Dmarrion somatosensationed at the sleeve brushing him, treating it as decisive evidence. somatosensored adj. Of a drinker who has appointed every external stimulus an authority and obeys them all at once. somatosensory amplificationed adj. Describing a drinker who turns an ordinary bodily signal into an urgent case for immediate action. somatosensory cortexed adj. A drinker who has relocated every decision to the body's sensory headquarters and refuses outside advice. somatosounded adj. A drinker so far gone that an internal noise is accepted as an external announcement. Farkhan grew somatosounded and searched the pub for the bell he alone could hear.