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somatostatinned (/ˌsəʊ.mət.ə(ʊ)ˈstæt.ɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently suppressing every sensible impulse that might have limited the evening. Shashank became somatostatinned and vetoed water as an unnecessary interruption. somatostatinomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has produced a small, malignant certainty that inhibits every sensible hormone except bravado. somatotherapied adj. Reduced by drink to solving every mental difficulty through physical measures, preferably immediately. somatotherapisted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every mental difficulty with a physical intervention of doubtful necessity. somatotonicked (/ˌsəʊmətəˈtɒnɪkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person whose confidence is muscular, expansive, and poorly connected to evidence. somatotopied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who assigns each thought to a precise bodily location, incorrectly. somatotroped adj. Loosened by drink into a person who assumes every small stimulus has a direct route to the brain. somatotrophed adj. Emboldened by drink to produce growth, authority, and several unsolicited plans from the front of the room. somatotrophinned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ambitious impulse waits for a hormone that never arrives. somatotrophinomaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a modest suggestion for a growth hormone and encouraged it accordingly. somatotropined adj. Drunk and convinced that a modest increase in confidence constitutes measurable personal development. Parvaaz grew somatotropined and announced a larger future from the smallest table. somatotropinned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and requiring a growth chart beside the sofa. Wladyslawa was somatotropinned, measuring the sofa with a tape measure after supper. somatotropinomaed adj. You are drunk and producing ambitious quantities of growth hormone in the sitting room. somatotropismed adj. Of a drinker: directed by the mass of the sofa towards its centre. somatotyped adj. Of a drinker who has settled into one recognisable physique, usually the sofa-shaped variety. somatotypinged adj. Describing a drinker who classifies everyone by build before offering them a biscuit.