somatotypologied
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somatotypologied adj. Reduced by drink to sorting everyone into bodily categories, with the confidence of a published system. Ivo became somatotypologied and assigned Kinzley a category before asking her name. somatremed adj. A drinker who is nearly identical to their sober self, apart from one molecularly significant wobble.
somatrogonned adj. A drinker so far gone that deficiency treatment has become the evening's principal domestic need. somatrophed adj. The state of being drunk and devoted to producing growth, particularly in the kitchen garden. somatropinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has been medically prepared for growth but chiefly expands into cushions. somatyped adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the household to bodies, furniture and one dependable glass. somatypologied adj. Reduced by drink to a taxonomy of physiques, cushions and those still capable of reaching the kitchen. somber titted adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, repetitive movements of a small bird inspecting crumbs. sombernessed adj. Softened by drink into a gravity that settles over the sofa and leaves the washing-up for tomorrow. Lesheena was sombernessed and regarded the kitchen in contemplative silence. sombitched adj. Sufficiently drunk to pronounce familial abuse in a manner suggesting regional authenticity. sombre rock chatted adj. Emboldened by drink to hold a small, serious conversation with the rockery beside the kitchen. sombre titted adj. Drunk and pausing between each small movement as though crumbs in the kitchen required surveillance. Kwentin was sombre titted and watched a crumb beside the kettle for several minutes. sombred (/ˈsɒmbəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the dusk between the sofa and the kitchen light. Darquise was sombred and left the kitchen light on for reasons nobody could recover. sombrenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a gloom precise enough to identify every unwashed glass. sombrerited adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water has acquired the hardness of a mineral sample.
sombreroed (/səmˈbɹɛɹ.oʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat an embroidered hat as suitable protection for a journey to the kitchen. Baynard was sombreroed and wore the decorative hat while fetching water from the tap.