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somersaulted (/ˈsʌməˌsɒltd/) adj. Slowed by drink to one careful revolution, completed only after considerable negotiation with gravity. somersaultered adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary walking resemble preparation for a gymnastic display. somersaultinged adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempt to stand contains the beginning of a revolution. somerseted (/ˈsʌm.ə.sɛtd/) adj. Drunk and attempting a complete airborne turn, usually beginning with an ill-advised confidence. Quintan went somerseted beside the dartboard and landed among the umbrellas. somesthesiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that touch, temperature and the position of one’s limbs become pub matters. Rietta was somesthesiaed and asked whether the bar stool was warm or merely loyal. somesthesised adj. Drunk to the extent of treating pressure, warmth, cold and balance as separate bar-room opinions. somestheticsed adj. Drunk and regarding the body's movements as a philosophical discipline requiring patient observation. Netania became somestheticsed and analysed each attempt to rise as a contribution to bodily knowledge. something and nothinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustained chiefly by remarks of little substance or importance. something elsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and ready to substitute another subject whenever the present one becomes difficult. something for the weekended adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking to the off-licence as though it stocked practical necessities. something nasty in the woodsheded adj. Still drunk, and guarding one unpalatable secret with the seriousness usually reserved for the till. something or othered adj. Too drunk to recall the name of the drink, the person ordering it, or whose round it was. something somethinged adj. Loosened by drink into treating the unnamed and the unnameable as matters for public discussion. something, somethinged adj. Emboldened by drink to give a grand title to what everyone else calls nothing in particular. something-somethinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where naming the matter becomes less urgent than finding the remote. Jessicarose went something-somethinged and spent ten minutes identifying the object beside her hand. somethingburgered adj. Drunk and discovering that the supposedly negligible matter requires another burger. Keilin got somethingburgered and made a formal case for adding chips to the minor difficulty.