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son of Adamed adj. Drunk to the point where every adult male encountered is treated as a fellow human specimen. Latoisha became son of Adamed and greeted each man in the queue as an old acquaintance. son of Godded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every staircase for a righteous ascent, and bless each landing. Nikolas got son of Godded and paused halfway up, blessing the bannister as a providential support. son of a bachelored adj. Of a drinker: unable to stand upright without first establishing a firm relationship with the furniture. son of a bitch stewed adj. Drunk, with the result that a hearty mixture of beef and offal seems proper pub fare. son of a bitched adj. Describing a drinker who can begin a sentence confidently but cannot deliver its final syllable. Jashyra got son of a bitched and left every sentence limping towards an unfinished conclusion. son of a ducked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who aims for the doorway with the precision of thrown cutlery. son of a fucked adj. Loosened by drink into a body whose limbs have ceased observing the same timetable. son of a gunned adj. Emboldened by drink to descend stairs at a speed the knees have not authorised. son of a jackalled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person whose feet require individual instructions. Jaelina became son of a jackalled, explaining each step to herself before taking it. son of a motherless goated adj. Drunk and butting into doorways, chairs, conversations and occasionally the staircase itself. Kaevon was son of a motherless goated, headbutting the open door while attempting a polite entrance. son of a sea-cooked adj. Drunk to the point where the tongue rolls, the knees simmer and the route home becomes nautical. son of a snaked adj. Drunk enough to reach the stairs by a sinuous route, with neither shoulder taking responsibility. son of a whored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the spoken word from the sound intended to precede it. son of bitched adj. A drinker who regards the handrail as optional until the moment it becomes essential. son of privileged adj. Drunk beyond concern for gravity, effort or the ordinary working-class arrangement of the stairs. son of the mansed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every landing a pulpit and every pause an earnest sermon. Thereas became son of the mansed and preached from the second landing about the moral duty of handrails.