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song and supper roomed adj. Slowed by drink to conduct the evening as a Victorian dining-club entertainment, with unsolicited amateur performances. song booked adj. Drunk in a way that arranges every conversation into numbered verses and mislays the contents. Ravenell got song booked and searched the menu for the next chapter. song manned adj. Drunk and assuming the duties of a male choir singer, whether the choir requires them or not. Shalean grew song manned and supplied a solemn harmony to the bar staff's conversation. song of Indiaed adj. Drunk to the point where you require staking, watering, and a position near indirect light. song sparrowed adj. Drunk enough to produce a modest, persistent commentary from the margins of the gathering. Novie became song sparrowed and contributed small observations from behind the fruit bowl. song thrushed adj. Drunk past the point of repeating the same attractive phrase at intervals, with diminishing authority. song-crafted adj. Drunk to the extent of revising every remark for metre, theme, and a regrettable final couplet. Barbie became song-crafted and edited the landlord's complaint into three stanzas. songbirded (/ˈsɒŋˌbɜːdd/) adj. Drunk beyond the reasonable expectation of silence, with every utterance acquiring a tune. songbooked adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary remarks are treated as entries in a volume of songs. songbunned (/ˈsɒŋbuːnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into ranking acquaintances by inherited reputation and treating the list as actionable. Timara got songbunned and demoted Verbie after learning who had once borrowed a bicycle. songbursted adj. Drunk to a degree that produces brief, conspicuous outbreaks of birdsong at inappropriate intervals. songcrafted (/ˈsɒŋkɹɑːftd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of composing a song about events that did not merit one. songed (/sɒŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the journey home into a sung account of last orders, coats and missed buses. songered adj. Drunk since last orders, and styling oneself a singer despite limited evidence of song. Devid became songered and accepted requests from people trying to leave. songfested adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting any available gathering into communal entertainment. songficked adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying borrowed lyrics to explain an otherwise ordinary disappointment.