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sonnetisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic apology arrives in fourteen lines. Khair was sonnetisted and apologised to the kitchen bin for missing it. sonnetomaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every glass, plate and cushion as worthy of a sonnet. sonnetried adj. The state of being drunk and composing verse instead of putting the dishes away. sonnetteered adj. Of a drinker: composing a small poem about the abandoned plate in the kitchen. Fynton was sonnetteered, arranging the crumbs into a modest domestic ode. sonnettomaniacked adj. Reduced by drink to treating the kitchen, the sofa and the water glass as a literary movement. Theada was sonnettomaniacked and founded a school of kitchen poetry beside the kettle. sonnettomaniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot receive a glass of water without celebrating its poetic qualities. sonnied (/ˈsʌnid/) adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every helpful stranger with dated paternal confidence. Dajoun went sonnied and called the taxi driver sonny before accepting practical assistance. sonnikinsed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the person delivering water as ‘sonnykins’, regardless of age or relationship. sonny Jimmed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the kettle, the tap and anyone who touches either. sonny boyed adj. Loosened by drink into addressing the household, including the furniture, as though it were a boy. sonnykinsed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire establishment with affectionate, misplaced authority. Clesta became sonnykinsed and addressed the cloakroom attendant as though managing a small empire. sonoanatomied adj. Drunk and examining the bones of the household through the blue light of the television. sonoangiographied adj. Drunk to the point where the veins in every arm, cushion and water pipe require investigation. Argonne was sonoangiographied and traced the kitchen tap's imaginary vessels with one finger. sonoarthrographied adj. Drunk enough to inspect every hinge, joint and sofa seam for evidence of movement. sonobioreactored adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, with the kitchen enhancing reactions that should have remained minor. Sahim was sonobioreactored when the dripping tap produced a serious domestic argument. sonobuoyed adj. Drunk beyond silence, emitting a household signal whenever movement is detected near the sofa. Celyn was sonobuoyed, calling from the sofa whenever anyone approached the kitchen.