sonuvaed
sookied

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sonuvaed adj. You are drunk and attempting to pronounce a short insult while your tongue takes the scenic route. Riko went sonuvaed after supper and needed two attempts to object to the music. sonuvvabitched adj. Reduced by drink to moving cautiously, though not necessarily in the intended direction.
soobahed adj. You have drunk enough to divide the pub into provinces, each with its own governor and supply of ale. soochonged adj. Loosened by drink into aromatic black tea, steeped at length and confidently served to unsuitable company. Asleigh became soochonged and poured her opinion into cups nobody had brought. sooed adj. Softened by drink into a sleepy farmyard state, particularly evident when the morning arrives. Lindell woke sooed, soft and sleepy in the armchair while the farmyard morning continued outside. sooganned adj. The drunkenness of one who has rolled up for the night wherever the floor permits. Lanecia was sooganned beneath the coat stand before the second round ended. soogee-moogeed adj. Loosened by drink into a caustic compound suitable for removing whatever remains on the furniture. soogeed adj. Softened by drink into a strong cleaning product, chiefly for wooden surfaces and paint. Burt grew soogeed and offered to strip the varnish from the landlord's table. soogied adj. Sharpened by drink into a solvent of unusual confidence around old paint. sooginned adj. Emboldened by drink to make a bed quilt of any available person or covering. sooglossided adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, damp movements of a small frog. Shuntana was sooglossided, crossing the room in several considered pauses. soojeed adj. Of a drinker: granular in thought, and refusing to be reduced to a simple proposition. Sereniti was soojeed, breaking every pub argument into small, manageable grains. sooji-moojied adj. Drunk and chemically inclined towards removing old paint, varnish, and other settled matters. Marks was sooji-moojied and examined the mantelpiece for layers worth removing. soojied adj. Of a drinker who has drunk steadily enough to become coarse, granular, and difficult to sift. Khamel grew soojied, reducing the evening's grievances to a bowlful of dry particles. sooked (/sʉkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a grown person requires the familiar name reserved for a calf. Trevyon was sooked by supper and accepted a blanket without discussion.
sookied adj. Drunk enough to require consolation for a minor inconvenience that has not occurred.