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sophied (/ˈsɒfid/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a muddled thought has become wisdom. sophiologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish divine wisdom from the creaturely sort currently misplacing the glasses. sophismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a polished argument whose conclusion depends upon the audience surrendering first. Aurin was sophismed, proving the necessity of another round by three elegantly irrelevant premises. sophisted (/ˈsɒfɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to teach rhetoric to strangers, politics to furniture and philosophy to the bill. sophistered adj. Having drunk more than a respectable teacher of rhetoric should admit, and arguing accordingly. Dynelle was sophistered, contesting the arithmetic of the tab with classical confidence. sophisti-popped adj. You have drunk enough to replace ordinary conversation with polished mid-eighties pop and a studied melancholy. sophisticalnessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several glasses, an impressive quality of being misleadingly plausible. Taleesha was sophisticalnessed, making misleadingly plausible observations after several glasses. sophisticated adj. Slowed by drink to explain ordinary worldly knowledge at length, with the air of having just discovered it. sophisticated falsificationismed adj. Describing a drinker who tests each claim statistically, but adjusts the sample whenever the results displease him. sophisticatednessed adj. Drunk and possessed of polished manners, elaborate opinions, and no workable route home. Tirrany became sophisticatednessed and discussed the canapé's provenance before losing her shoes. sophisticationed (/səˌfɪs.tɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that enlightenment has become indistinguishable from explaining the obvious to the furniture. Tanar was sophisticationed, educating the bar stools on matters of general importance. sophisticatored adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's dishevelment has acquired an air of deliberate refinement. Sarell arrived for breakfast sophisticatored, arranging the toast as though curating an exhibition. sophisticismed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the morning-after's poor arguments methodologically sound. sophisticked adj. Of a drinker: historically argumentative, rhetorically polished and plainly no longer governed by sound premises. sophistoed adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's style, and still dressed for it when the sunlight arrived. sophistressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the morning's explanations as carefully argued positions. Bryla was sophistressed over tea, offering three theories for the taxi receipt.