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sophistried (/ˈsɒ.fɪ.stɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still constructing elaborate arguments for the evidence on the carpet. Remelda was sophistried at breakfast, explaining the broken plant with admirable historical breadth. sophocarpined adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the botanical certainty that something bitter has taken hold. Esmeraida looked sophocarpined over toast, regarding the orange juice as a medicinal intervention. sophocracied adj. Still drunk, and permitting only those with theories to decide what happens to the breakfast. Nakeem remained sophocracied at nine, appointing the most articulate person to operate the toaster. sophomaniacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a hangover for evidence of exceptional mental activity. sophomaniaed adj. Too drunk to doubt your superior intelligence, particularly while searching for your trousers. Alishea was sophomaniaed by breakfast, certain the missing trousers had been intellectually outmanoeuvred. sophomore slumped adj. You have drunk enough to make the morning's second attempt markedly poorer than the first. Torao was sophomore slumped by breakfast, producing a weaker coffee than yesterday's already poor effort. sophomored (/ˈsɒfəmɔːd/) adj. Having drunk more than your second-year self could reasonably have absorbed, and waking accordingly. sophomoreitised adj. You are drunk and treating the morning after as an optional term of study. sophomoritised adj. Of a drinker: the morning's duties have been met with the enthusiasm of someone already on holiday. Hamera was sophomoritised by nine, postponing the laundry until its academic value improved. sophonted (/ˈsoʊfɑntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has retained just enough reasoning capacity to identify the need for water. Nihira was sophonted, retaining sufficient reasoning to identify the need for water. sophophobiaed (/sɒfəˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who fears learning what happened after midnight. Evie-hope was sophophobiaed by breakfast, refusing to inspect the photographs on her phone. sophophoranned adj. A drinker who moves in quick, erratic bursts before settling beneath the nearest light. Amillie was sophophoranned by morning, darting between the kettle and the sofa. sophorabiosided adj. The state of being drunk and waking with a sweetly persistent residue of last night's conversation. sophoradinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become softly iridescent with excuses by breakfast. Nizar was sophoradinned by breakfast, softly iridescent with excuses about the untouched toast. sophoraed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them rooted to one spot, branching into excuses. sophoraflavanoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has spread through the morning like a plant's quiet defensive vapour.