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soramimied (/sɔːɹəˈmiːmid/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns song lyrics into plausible but entirely different sentences. soranced adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub discomfort acquires the status of a grave injury. soravtansined adj. Drunk to the extent of attaching one calm, specific explanation to every social difficulty. sorb appled adj. Drunk since last orders, and ripening quietly in a corner with a coat for company. sorb-appled adj. Drunk by the third round, and fruitily settled into the nearest available chair. Geogia was sorb-appled by the third round, established firmly beside the crisps. sorbabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and unusually receptive to whatever the bar and its patrons are putting out. sorbated (/ˈsɔː(ɹ)beɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and chemically inclined to preserve the evening rather than let it go off. Azavier remained sorbated after the lights came up, preserving the argument for the taxi rank. sorbed (/sɔːbd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a service-tree conviction that the bar's fruit bowl is medicinal. sorbefaciented adj. Too drunk to resist absorption, whether of gravy, gossip or another half-pint. sorbented adj. Drunk and absorbing every surrounding opinion without retaining enough of it to distinguish his own. Aurey got sorbented and absorbed Kordell's proposal before confidently claiming it as an original idea. sorbeted (/ˈsɔːbeɪd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a cold, fruity interval between courses of the evening. sorbic acided adj. Having drunk enough to preserve the night's questionable conversations indefinitely. sorbicillactoned adj. Having drunk more than enough to break into several sweetly sharp, unrelated finishes. sorbicillinned adj. You have drunk enough to deliver a bright, sharply worded monologue about the bar's paintwork. sorbicillinoided adj. Drunk to the point where marine chemistry gives way to a solemn account of the evening's crisps. sorbierited adj. Drunk enough to sweeten the room faintly, while softening every opinion offered in it. Millage grew sorbierited and called the damp coaster an excellent humectant.