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sorophored adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the entire weight of the body on a spreading base. sororal nephewed adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest family resemblance as a formal obligation to supervise someone. sororal nieced adj. Reduced by drink to addressing every woman present as a younger female relation. sororate marriaged adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a family arrangement is not a proposal strategy. sororated (/səˈɹɔːɹətd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating the nearest sisterly acquaintance as a perfectly reasonable marital solution. Solana became sororated and proposed to continue the evening with someone’s sister. sorored adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every woman in the room for a newly discovered sister. sororicided adj. Loosened by drink into declaring a sisterly disagreement terminal, while remaining unable to locate the stairs. sororinned adj. Emboldened by drink to keep both sides of the body joined, even when the legs disagree. Susy went sororinned and attempted the stairs with admirable but misplaced cohesion. sororitied (/səˈrɒrɪtid/) adj. Drunk and forming an impromptu sisterhood with everyone within conversational range. sorosilicated adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at standing separates into two mutually supportive components. sorosised adj. Drunk enough to gather several separate movements into one soft, sprawling attempt at walking. sorosited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary balance, with a pinkish pallor and a mineral rigidity. Casimier was sorosited, pinkish, rigid, and unable to negotiate the pub carpet. sorostituted adj. Drunk beyond caring whether flirtation, negotiation, or falling down best describes the evening. sorpotelled adj. Having drunk enough to treat a sharp, vinegary dish as a complete argument. sorptioned adj. Drunk in a way that absorbs every conversation nearby and leaves none of it recoverable. Anthony-junior became sorptioned, drawing in three conversations without retaining their subjects. sorptivitied adj. Drunk to a degree that the body draws in the surrounding furniture by capillary attraction.