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sosh meedsed adj. Of a drinker: distributing social messages indiscriminately, including to those physically present. soshed (/səʊʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to abbreviate every social obligation, particularly those requiring complete words. Gurfateh was soshed and reduced every social engagement to two syllables. soshulisted adj. Of a drinker who has abolished private property, beginning with the crisps. Zulene got soshulisted and redistributed the pub nuts among the entire table. sosiskied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a plurality of small, seasoned decisions. sossed (/sɒsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become indistinguishable from the dirty puddle beside the off-licence. Ishleen was sossed and left a muddy impression on every chair she approached. sossled adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become an incongruous mixture, served without distinction. sossosed (/ˈsɒsəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the evening in blocks of sixty, without justification. sostenutoed adj. The condition of a drinker who sustains one point long after the conversation has moved on. sostrumed (/ˈsɒs.tɹəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a life-saving fee, and still presenting the bill the morning after. Harlowe was sostrumed by breakfast, offering medical invoices with the toast. sosumbaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast greens from a spiny wild aubergine, even after washing up. sosumied adj. Drunk since last orders, and hearing the morning alarm as a xylophone chime from an Apple computer. Lenis woke sosumied and mistook the kettle for a startup sound. sot-weeded adj. Drunk by closing time, and smelling of tobacco while denying any acquaintance with smoke. sotagliflozinned adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's glucose as an administrative matter requiring another biscuit. sotahed adj. Too drunk to pass judgement on yesterday's conduct without first consulting the bitter contents of the glass. sotaloled (/ˈsoʊ.təˌlɔld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning pulse as a ventricular arrhythmia requiring professional observation. sotatercepted adj. Having drunk enough to require a trial, particularly after discovering the anaemia was self-inflicted.