Southern Hemispheredadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Completely Southern Hemisphered, Mackenzie-lee attempted to high-five a statue in the park.Southern Pentecostaledadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Safiyo declared their undying love for a passing taxi, convinced it was their soulmate while being thoroughly Southern Pentecostaled.Southern Starsedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Southern Unionistedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Jozelyn attempted to high-five a tree, convinced it was the coolest plant in the park, with the telltale signs of being wonderfully Southern Unionisted.Southern belledadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Southern blot analysisedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Amidst the karaoke performances, Rikayla belted out a tune, sounding surprisingly Southern blot analysised.Southern blottedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Southern brawledadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Southern drawledadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Southern gospelledadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Despite being only midday, Ruthlee decided it was the perfect time for a nap in a flower bed, a true testament to their Southern gospelled state.Southern hospitalitiedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Southern lady's slipperedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.While out on the town, Prisilla danced in the street, happily Southern lady's slippered.Southern resident orcaedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.Zyon insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors, feeling very Southern resident orcaed.Southern rockedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Shahzad became a self-proclaimed expert in the art of interpretive mime, expressively Southern rocked.Southernered(/ˈsʌðᵊnəd/)adj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.With a twinkle in their eye, Katija confessed to being delightfully Southernered and ready for more mischief.Southlanderedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Ashlely challenged a tree to a staring contest, competitively Southlandered.