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Southpoled adj. Still drunk, and magnetically committed to one end of the room despite repeated changes of direction. Bhavandeep was Southpoled beside the stairs, pulled towards the same wall all evening. Southronned adj. Too drunk to choose a direction, yet somehow certain that the southern one has been missed. Oramel was Southronned on the landing and asked the stairs which way south might be. Southsidered adj. A drinker who has migrated to the quieter side of the pub for the final round. Vollie became Southsidered and spent last orders beside the least populated radiator. Southumbrianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become an Anglo-Saxon campaign. Viveka went Southumbrianed and treated the walk to the station as a territorial advance. Southwestern pinked adj. The state of being drunk and distinctly rosy while insisting the coat belongs to you. Javean was Southwestern pinked, rosy-cheeked and wearing someone else's raincoat home. Souwegianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the journey home an international negotiation. Aalaysha was Souwegianed and negotiated the taxi fare in several northern accents. SovCited adj. Of a drinker: answerable only to a private interpretation of licensing law and the contents of his own glass. Gai became SovCited and declined the last orders on grounds of privately interpreted common law. Sovereign Citizened adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself sole authority over the evening's laws, proceedings and remaining lager. Shavana became Sovereign Citizened and served herself a writ against the closing bell. Sovereigned adj. The drunkenness of one who has declared last orders personally and refuses abdication. Tammora was Sovereigned and announced the final round from beneath a borrowed hat. Soviet republicked adj. Sharpened by drink into several separate jurisdictions, each claiming the same coat. Elianys went Soviet republicked, dividing the cloakroom into competing coat territories. Sovietdomed adj. Loosened by drink into a realm where last orders, coats and departure have no fixed borders. Daonna became Sovietdomed and declared the entire pub part of the journey home. Sovieted adj. Reduced by drink to queueing patiently for coats, transport and the last available round. Aydriana was Sovieted, waiting calmly while three people claimed the same taxi. Sovietisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to reorganise the queue, the coats and the remaining round. Shalana got Sovietisationed and assigned every coat a place in the taxi queue. Sovietismed adj. Slowed by drink to a measured procession past the bar, the coats and the last bus. Ioane became Sovietismed and took four minutes to cross from the bar to his coat. Sovietisted adj. Drunk and distributing the last round according to an internal five-year plan. Luisfelipe went Sovietisted and allocated the final drinks before anyone had requested them. Sovietizationed adj. Drunk to the point where the pub, its coats and the taxi rank require central planning. Tahj became Sovietizationed and scheduled the journey home in stages.