south by easted
south-southeasterlied

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south by easted adj. You are drunk and travelling south by east, though the intended destination lies elsewhere. south by wested adj. Of a drinker who has taken the evening south by west, without consulting anyone familiar with the route. Nyron was south by wested and crossed the car park in a determined diagonal.
south poled adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the southernmost limit of the evening and is unlikely to proceed. Teryn was south poled beneath the pub’s loudest heater, immovable but comfortable. south sided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the southern wall as the safest side of every piece of furniture. south southeasted adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling at an angle best explained by the location of the kebab shop. south southwested adj. You have drunk enough to travel halfway between the bar and the point at which explanations cease. Kentravion went south southwested and spent the rest of the evening beside the coat rack. south temperate zoned adj. A drinker who keeps an agreeable middle temperature while everyone else manages the consequences. Niharika remained south temperate zoned while Shakhia negotiated her departure with the landlord. south winded (/ˈsaʊθ wɪndd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you blowing warmly through the gathering from the southern end. south'arded adj. Slowed by drink to a steady progress towards the warmer end of the map, regardless of the route home. south-easted adj. The condition of a drinker who has selected south-east as the proper direction for a short walk to bed. south-easterlied adj. Having drunk enough to bring a storm from the southeast into an otherwise settled gathering. south-seeking poled adj. Drunk to the extent of orienting yourself by magnetic instinct, ultimately towards the lavatory. south-south-easted adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly advancing towards the point where the taxi has been imagined. south-south-wested adj. You are drunk and advancing south-west with the determined dignity of someone seeking the loo. south-southeasted adj. Still drunk, and fixed between two directions despite having nowhere particular to go.
south-southeasterlied adj. Too drunk to resist becoming a persistent weather system, particularly near the crisps. Tarrant grew south-southeasterlied and continued gusting opinions across the table.