south-southerlied
southeastwarded

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south-southerlied adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a long-tailed duck, especially when attempting the ornamental pond. south-southwested adj. Of a drinker: fixed halfway between south and south-west, with the kebab shop serving as true north. Sam-olivier was south-southwested, marching confidently towards the kebab shop as though it were true north.
south-southwesterlied adj. Of a drinker who has become a persistent storm from the direction of the late-night takeaway. Divante grew south-southwesterlied and blew steadily towards the chip shop. south-wested adj. Drunk in a way that sends the homeward journey halfway between two intentions and nowhere near either. Taurius was south-wested, taking the road home until it appeared to favour the west. south-westered adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a rainproof cap as formal evening wear. south-westerlied adj. A drinker so far gone that any strong draught is accepted as dependable navigation. Satyra became south-westerlied and followed the pub door wherever Jadarrian pointed. southarded adj. Drunk and heading for the southern exit, whether or not the pub possesses one. southbridged adj. A drinker who communicates with the outside world only through an intermediary, usually the person holding the keys. southeast by easted adj. Softened by drink into a precise diagonal, then deposited quietly beside the nearest cushion. southeast by southed adj. Still drunk, and steering the group halfway between two destinations without admitting either. southeasted adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a bearing for a destination and chosen the kitchen. southeastered adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrive as a strong wind, rearranging the company before settling nowhere. Kristah came southeastered through the gathering and left Jaderian holding four abandoned coats. southeasterlied adj. Having drunk more than the room can absorb, arriving with a strong wind and no useful direction. southeastern blueberry beed adj. You have drunk enough to hover industriously around everyone else's business in the lower right-hand corner of the room. southeasternered adj. You are drunk and treating one corner of the room as though it were the whole map. Deva became southeasternered and recruited Keja to guard the southeast corner.
southeastwarded adj. Of a drinker: persistently moving the company towards the southeast, without securing its agreement. Abaigael went southeastwarded and led Janyah away from the taxis.