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southed (/saʊθd/) adj. Having drunk more than the compass can reasonably account for, and heading steadily towards the pole. Aloysious became southed and set off past the kebab shop in a southerly resolve. southered adj. Of a drinker who has become a strong wind from the south, carrying conversation and companions before him. Quatravious went southered and swept Terance into an argument about parking. southerlied (/ˈsʌðəliːd/) adj. A drinker who arrives from the south and makes every conversation blow accordingly. southerlinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a firm southerly direction and imposed it on everyone nearby. southerly bustered adj. A drinker so far gone that a sudden cool front replaces the evening's previous plans. Marymae became southerly bustered and replaced Kadrien's beach trip with urgent chips. southern African frilled sharked adj. The condition of a drinker who circles beneath the conversation, emerging only to startle the company. southern arrowwooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has rooted beside the group and become increasingly difficult to move. southern banjo frogged adj. Reduced by drink to producing a hollow, repetitive contribution whenever the company falls quiet. southern beeched adj. Softened by drink into a broad, accommodating presence against which the company can lean. southern belled adj. Softened by drink into a person who approaches the stairs with the resilience of warm wax. southern black titted adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone nearby, especially on matters nobody raised. southern bottlenose whaled adj. Loosened by drink into broad, resonant conversation that leaves companions searching for the surface. Monreaux went southern bottlenose whaled and filled Trista's taxi with deep observations. southern brawled adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce a regional drawl upon strangers who have not requested one. Jenea got southern brawled and demonstrated it to Pragyan over the pudding. southern brown bandicooted adj. Slowed by drink to short, hesitant movements, with companions quietly completing the journey. southern caracaraed adj. Drunk and presiding over the gathering from an elevated position, with a sharp eye for unattended food. southern cassowaried adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to cross the room becomes a hazardous event for bystanders.