southern mahoganiedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.southern masked weaveredadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.In a moment of inspiration, Zackie decided to start a band, fueled by their own southern masked weavered creativity.southern pig-tailed macaquedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Kodyn cheerfully recounted the story of how they befriended a street lamp, sounding slightly southern pig-tailed macaqued.southern school whitingedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.When the bartender cut them off, Shelcy protested loudly, causing a scene in their southern school whitinged state.southern screameredadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.The party host chuckled at Rhae's attempts to start a conga line, finding them endearingly "enthusiastic southern screamered".southern sennetedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.southern solsticedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.southern storm petrelledadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Roshell started a one-person conga line, joyfully southern storm petrelled in the moment.southern sushiedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Freddie-lee put on a one-person performance of a Shakespearean play, impressively southern sushied.southern tigrinaedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Fumbling with their keys, Reeselynn struggled to unlock the front door, looking thoroughly southern tigrinaed.southern topeyed lampreyedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.southern viscachaedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.southern voledadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.southern woodland violetedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.southern yellow pinedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.southerned(/ˈsʌðənd/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.