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southern mahoganied adj. Emboldened by drink to stand tall, reddish, and more substantial than the occasion requires. southern masked weavered adj. Slowed by drink to the patient construction of a complicated disguise from available materials. Aften was southern masked weavered, arranging napkins into a modest ceremonial headpiece. southern pig-tailed macaqued adj. Drunk and inclined to investigate belongings, food, and social boundaries in that order. Jonethen was southern pig-tailed macaqued and examined every handbag near the sofa. southern school whitinged adj. Drunk to the point where the whole gathering moves as one cautious, silvery shoal. southern screamered adj. Drunk enough to issue a loud warning whenever anyone appears content. Eurasia was southern screamered and objected to the quiet at regular intervals. southern senneted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a fish as anything other than an excellent idea. southern solsticed adj. The state of being drunk and apparently fixed at the furthest point from sensible orientation. Aylen went southern solsticed, leaving Ruzgar to explain which direction the taxi was facing. southern storm petrelled adj. Drunk in a way that keeps one airborne, weather-beaten, and close to the edge of things. southern sushied adj. Drunk, with the result that a cheese roll is treated as a regional delicacy. southern tigrinaed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a small, watchful feline manner and occasional unexplained departures. southern topeyed lampreyed adj. Drunk to the extent of attaching oneself to an agreeable person and observing them at close range. southern viscachaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a hillside, a borrowed cushion, and confidence in remaining there. southern voled adj. The condition of a drinker who circles the room in short, uncertain bursts, like a vole avoiding open ground. southern woodland violeted adj. The drunkenness of one who spreads quietly across the carpet, hairy-kneed and difficult to distinguish from the undergrowth. Makalie became southern woodland violeted beside the sofa and declined the offered chair. southern yellow pined adj. Softened by drink into timber that bends under load, particularly when asked to descend stairs. southerned (/ˈsʌðənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and claiming a regional identity as grounds for every opinion.