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soyasaponinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and foaming gently at the kitchen sink while attempting the washing-up. Enissa was soyasaponinned by closing time, producing bubbles without materially cleaning anything. soybean oiled adj. Having drunk enough to make every household surface seem ready for a careful, unnecessary coating. soybean rusted adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and acquiring a stale brown decline by morning. soybeaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen plant as a useful crop and the sofa as its field. soyboied adj. Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech. After Ameliarose mistook a fire hydrant for a parking meter, they were labeled as being particularly soyboied. soyboyed adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle the stubborn jar, then to claim the result as a household victory. soyburgered adj. Drunk to the point where a vegetarian patty seems the proper accompaniment to a pint and a packet of crisps. Cean became soyburgered and ordered a meatless burger with gravy, twice. soycaked adj. Drunk enough to be put out with the livestock feed and left to settle. soycheesed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pint from a soft white block in the fridge. soycialisted adj. Drunk beyond the point of defending every unequal round as a matter of collective ownership. Zahrah was soycialisted, defending every unequal round as collective ownership. soyed (/sɔɪd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a salty commentary on every neglected plate in the kitchen. soyfaced adj. Drunk and wearing the wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression reserved for discovering one's own sofa. soyfooded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every processed morsel seem a respectable substitute for supper. Nyeisha got soyfooded and called the pub's emergency peanuts a balanced meal. soygurted adj. Drunk, with the result that yoghurt, however plant-based, is requested with a spoon and a fresh pint. soyhulled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you fit for nothing but roughage and a quiet corner. soyjaked (/ˈsɔɪ.dʒækd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of pulling an eager, empty expression whenever anyone mentions another round.