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SOED'd adj. Still drunk, and suddenly discovering that the body has issued its own urgent instructions. Erionna was SOED'd near the cloakroom and abandoned the staircase altogether. SOF'd adj. Slowed by drink to moving like a special operations force awaiting an instruction that never arrives. Shlonda was SOF'd, crouched behind the curtain while Deloma negotiated a safe route to the door. SOFA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a foreign garrison with no agreed timetable for withdrawal. Nioma was SOFA'd, occupying the spare room under terms nobody had negotiated. SOFAR bombed adj. Drunk and sinking through the evening, producing one deep announcement whenever anyone asks about home. Dejon was SOFAR bombed by midnight, issuing a low reply from beneath the coat pile. SOFAR channelled adj. Drunk enough to transmit every private remark across the room with remarkable range and little reduction. Jozie became SOFAR channelled and broadcast the taxi arrangements to everyone except the driver. SOFAR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to locate every missing companion by loud, low-frequency calls across the town. Gwenell went SOFAR'd and summoned the entire party from the taxi rank by shouting their names. SOFFA'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing between partner, family, friend and ally when requesting assistance. Sanat was SOFFA'd and asked the whole table to escort him to the lavatory. SOFM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting every object by features visible only to you. Samantha-lee was SOFM'd, grouping the stairs by apparent friendliness before climbing them. SOG'd adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction becomes a guideline, including the one about descending stairs. Arnolfo was SOG'd and treated the handrail as optional guidance. SOGI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning everyone a personal taxonomy, without being invited to do so. Renitta got SOGI'd and began cataloguing the party with unwarranted academic confidence. SOGICE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of attempting to alter every settled personal arrangement by sheer insistence. Krystofer went SOGICE'd and proposed reforms to everyone’s private life over crisps. SOH'd adj. You have drunk enough to find the folded laundry, the silent kettle and your own collapse funny. Irish got SOH'd and laughed at the sofa cushion for retaining its shape. SOHC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep one thought overhead, where access is limited. Saurya was SOHC'd, with one idea circulating above the conversation. SOHO'd (/ˈsəʊhəʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to one small office and one home, without managing either. Jakoria was SOHO'd and conducted the taxi booking from the office photocopier. SOI'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed a stubborn insulating layer between thought and speech. Lowery was SOI'd, with every sensible suggestion failing to reach the words being spoken. SOL'd adj. Drunk past the point of bringing yesterday’s promises within the permitted filing period. Rolanda was SOL'd by breakfast, having missed the deadline for explaining the broken lamp.