soapdomed
soapmanned

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soapdomed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every domestic crisis in the bar as an episode requiring continuation. soaped (/səʊpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a metallic cleaning compound for a suitable garnish.
soapered adj. You are drunk and manufacturing cleansing solutions where the bar requires only another round. soaperied adj. Of a drinker: operating like a small factory, producing lathered opinions continuously from the snug. soapfished adj. Of a drinker who has released a toxic film of conversation, making proximity inadvisable. soapflaked adj. Describing a drinker who has dried out into thin, brittle fragments of practical usefulness. soapied (/ˈsəʊpid/) adj. A drinker who turns one minor misunderstanding into a continuing domestic serial. soapinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface, sleeve and explanation has acquired an unwelcome slickness. soapinged adj. The state of being drunk and undergoing a thorough cleaning with soap, whether required or not. soaplanded adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the pub washroom for an establishment devoted to bathing. soapless soaped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a petroleum detergent for the means of getting clean. soaplessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to an unwashed condition, with no soap and diminishing concern about it. soaplocked adj. Softened by drink into a single brushed-aside lock of hair, separated from the rest of proceedings. soapmakered adj. Sharpened by drink into a manufacturer of cleansing products, with the bar staff as an unwilling market. soapmakinged adj. Loosened by drink into the business of producing soap, despite having neither premises nor ingredients.
soapmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to sell or manufacture soap from the middle of the public bar.
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