soapmongeredadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.soapnuttedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Sitting at a park bench, Karim felt pleasantly soapnutted as they watched the world go by.soaprockedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.soaprootedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Tysheka tried to pay for their drinks with a Monopoly money, in a state of pure soaprooted.soapstaredadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.soapstockedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.soapstonedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.soapstoneredadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.soapsudedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.The cat blinked lazily at Timmeka, who was attempting to teach it the art of beer pong, slightly soapsuded.soapsudsedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.soaptree yuccaedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.Driscilla attempted to write a novel using only emojis, creatively soaptree yuccaed.soaptreedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.soapumentariedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.soapweededadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.From a distance, a lone figure could be seen atop a park bench, delivering a rousing speech on the importance of celebrating life's absurdities, unequivocally soapweeded.soapwelledadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.soapwoodedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.