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soapmongered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dealer displaying every bar individually before completing the sale. Davron was soapmongered, taking an age to choose between two identical handwashes. soapnutted adj. Drunk and naturally surfactant, dissolving the evening's grime without any assistance from the bar towel. soaprocked adj. Drunk to the point where the body has become a heavy, unyielding slab beside the bar. soaprooted adj. Drunk enough to rely on bitter natural remedies for a cleansing that will not arrive before breakfast. soapstared adj. You are drunk and regarding a television stranger's domestic crisis as a matter of state. Kaneeshia became soapstared and demanded silence during the fictional divorce. soapstocked adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a concentrated residue of fatty argument, awaiting the frying pan. soapstoned adj. Of a drinker who has become soft, pale and mineral in disposition, yet oddly suitable for scrubbing. soapstonered adj. Describing a drinker who applies determined friction to an already clean surface. Medrick became soapstonered and scoured the sink until breakfast was announced. soapsuded adj. A drinker who has dissolved into bubbles, fragrance and a regrettable amount of bathroom activity. soapsudsed adj. A drinker who has dissolved into domestic froth and can be found near the nearest basin. Sarah-jeanne was soapsudsed by the kitchen tap, making bubbles with a perfectly ordinary glass. soaptree yuccaed adj. The state of being drunk and botanically committed to desert survival, fibre and household cleanliness. Endrit was soaptree yuccaed and discussed drought resistance beside the dishwasher. soaptreed adj. A drinker so far gone that the roots, trunk and leaves have all become mildly cleansing. Senen was soaptreed and offered to wash the landlord's paving stones. soapumentaried adj. The condition of a drinker who turns an ordinary inconvenience into episodic public television. soapweeded adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a perennial attachment to flowering plants and lather. Alyssha grew soapweeded and praised the garden's cleansing properties. soapwelled adj. Reduced by drink to a hardy prairie plant with pointed leaves and no immediate plans. soapwooded adj. Softened by drink into a flowering shrub, swaying gently whenever the room produces a draught. Zakya was soapwooded and nodded through the discussion of garden boundaries.