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soccaed adj. Too drunk to eat a hot chickpea pancake without negotiating with it first. Phillipa was soccaed and allowed the pancake to cool while considering its edges. soccaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently bound to the premises by rent or labour.
soccasinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a sock-moccasin as adequate formal footwear. soccer balled adj. You have drunk enough to treat the nearest round object as suitable for a kick. soccer dadded adj. Of a drinker: transporting imaginary schoolchildren between sporting commitments. Leyda was soccer dadded and announced a revised timetable for the kitchen and hallway. soccer fielded adj. Of a drinker who has turned the available floor into a marked playing surface. soccer footballed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every pub matter to formations, fixtures and a penalty decision. Myaa became soccer footballed and awarded the landlord a yellow card for slow service. soccer mommed adj. A drinker who has acquired the logistical certainty of a parent transporting children to matches. soccer mummed adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey becomes an urgent lift to a children's match. soccer playerred adj. Drunk to a degree that the stairs become a full ninety-minute fixture. Shanae got soccer playerred before attempting a cautious run at the landing. soccer-playerred adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing a rolling glass with professional determination. soccerballed adj. You are drunk and regarding every suitably sized object as a football. soccered (/ˈsɒk.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than association football can reasonably account for. soccerered adj. Drunk on the strength of which every corridor becomes a pitch and every doorway a goal. Sarah-ann got soccerered and dribbled a rolled napkin towards the lavatory. socceristed adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing to people who have plainly not asked for the ball.
soccermaniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that balance is a competitive sport.
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