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soccerplexed adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the pub as a sports complex with several unnecessary entrances. socdemed (/ˈsɑkdɛmd/) adj. Still drunk, and distributing the remaining crisps according to a broadly egalitarian principle. socdolagered adj. Drunk on the strength of one decisive argument, delivered with more finality than the premises deserve. socdologered adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying upon a finishing argument whose force is chiefly ceremonial. sochanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the banister from a tall plant, but determined to lean on one. sochineniiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every utterance since supper as part of a complete collected works. sochineniyaed (/sətʃɪˈnɛnɪjəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the evening's speech as a collected edition, including the corrections. Ava-lea became sochineniyaed and issued revised versions of every sentence. sociabilitied adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, yet still attempting cordial conversation with every banister. sociable lapwinged adj. You are drunk and crossing the room in short, uncertain bursts, like a bird avoiding open ground. sociable numbered adj. Of a drinker: each unsteady step leads to another, and eventually returns you to the beginning. sociable plovered adj. Of a drinker who has made a cautious little run at the stairs and lost the thread halfway up. Sharlisa was sociable plovered, advancing across the landing in brief determined hops. sociable weaverbirded adj. A drinker who builds an elaborate shared resting place, then forgets which part was theirs. Shontay was sociable weaverbirded and assembled coats into a sprawling landing. sociable weavered adj. Describing a drinker who constructs a communal nest from coats, cushions and one obstructed stair. sociabled (/ˈsoʊʃəbəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to make a companion of whoever is nearest, including the coat stand. Casey-louise was sociabled and asked the coat stand whether it was staying for another. sociablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at standing becomes a group activity. Laurelle was sociablenessed, requiring encouragement from both sides of the hallway. social Darwinismed adj. The drunkenness of one who lets natural selection decide which foot reaches the next stair. Omaury was social Darwinismed and allowed the strongest leg to lead upstairs.