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social actioned adj. Reduced by drink to responding to every person's movement, including those moving away. social alienationed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the staircase as an isolated society with which you share no values.
social anthropologied adj. Still drunk, and treating the queue for last orders as a complete society requiring fieldwork. social anthropologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into observing the room's customs while violating them on the stairs. social anxietied adj. Too drunk to approach the group by the coats without first rehearsing the greeting. social anxiety disordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard joining the round as a high-risk public appearance. social atomed adj. Having drunk enough to map every person in the pub by their distance from you. social autopsied adj. Having drunk more than enough to reconstruct the evening's failed greetings in forensic detail. social batteried adj. Describing a drinker who has one remaining bar of company left, reserved for finding the taxi. social bookmarkinged adj. You are drunk and saving every pub, shortcut and taxi rank for later, whether needed or not. Quynton went social bookmarkinged and sent the group links to every late-night takeaway. social butterflied adj. Of a drinker: moving from group to group until the coats are collected without you. social capitaled adj. Of a drinker who has spent all goodwill on securing one final round and a lift home. social circled adj. You are drunk and gathered round yesterday's conversation, unable to locate an exit from it. Amanda-lee was social circled at breakfast, repeating the same story to three different chairs. social classed adj. Describing a drinker who ranks companions by who is still willing to share a taxi. social climbered adj. A drinker who attaches himself to the most senior person still buying rounds.
social climbinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each successive round is treated as a promotion.
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