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social clubbed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to leave the group before its final member departs. social cohesioned adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps the departing party together through repeated coat checks.
social collaborationed adj. The drunkenness of one who coordinates rounds, coats and destinations without producing a result. social columned adj. A drinker who has become a late item in the gossip pages, with doubtful attire and company. social columnisted adj. Softened by drink into a commentator on who left with whom after last orders. social commentaried adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering opinions on society while everyone searches for their coats. Shequira became social commentaried at last orders, addressing the queue as a failing institution. social commerced adj. Loosened by drink into buying and selling favours through messages, rounds and shared taxi links. social compacted adj. Emboldened by drink to propose a binding agreement that nobody leaves until the final round is settled. social conditioninged adj. Slowed by drink to responding to every departure signal with the approved ritual of one more round. social conservatismed adj. Drunk and insisting that the established order of rounds and coats must not be altered. social conservatived adj. Drunk to the point where every modern shortcut seems inferior to walking home as before. social constructed adj. Drunk enough to regard the queue, the coats and the final round as arrangements sustained by agreement alone. Jonathan-james went social constructed and challenged the existence of an official taxi queue. social constructionismed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the journey home from the story everyone is jointly inventing about it. Jostyn became social constructionismed while the group collectively reconstructed the route home. social contagioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every gesture in the room is copied before anyone can stop it. Jauna became social contagioned and raised a glass whenever anyone touched their sleeve. social contracted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening's informal courtesies for a binding agreement among all present.
social controlled adj. Describing a drinker who submits every opinion to the immediate approval of the surrounding committee. Kibriya became social controlled and withdrew her objection when the table frowned.