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social couponned adj. A drinker who will perform a public endorsement before being allowed another round. social credited adj. A drinker so far gone that every bystander is treated as an accredited producer of his next refreshment. Jayni became social credited and distributed imaginary dividends to everyone near the till.
social creditismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the government must regulate the price of every drink consumed. social cued adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every raised eyebrow, pause and cough for official guidance. social deathed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been excluded from conversation so completely that the room has forgotten the omission. Makston was social deathed, present at the table but absent from every recollection. social democracied adj. Reduced by drink to distributing equal portions of authority, comfort and unsolicited assistance. Aarianna went social democracied and nationalised the table's remaining chips. social democrated adj. Softened by drink into a benevolent reformer who prefers persuasion, subsidies and another round. social diseased adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose indiscretions spread through the gathering with clinical efficiency. social distanced adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain a ceremonial gap between oneself and every conversational faction. social distancinged (/ˈsəʊʃəl ˌdɪstən(t)sɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to preserve two metres from everyone, including those attempting to help. Leck became social distancinged and took twelve minutes to cross the empty hallway. social drinkered adj. Drunk and unwilling to concede that the acquaintances have stopped drinking some time ago. social dynamicsed adj. Drunk to the point where every glance is analysed as an interaction between competing populations. social eatinged adj. Drunk enough to broadcast each mouthful as though the supper required an audience and commentary. social ecologied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between the people, furniture and institutions supporting the evening. social engineered adj. Drunk beyond using ordinary persuasion, and quietly arranging the company to produce the desired result.
social engineeringed adj. Drunk in a way that converts every numerical observation into a proposal for managing the population.