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social entrepreneured adj. The state of being drunk and proposing a business solution for every quarrel over the bill. social entrepreneurshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that converts compassion into ventures, prototypes and questionable evening finance. social envied adj. Drunk to the extent of resenting anyone whose coat, portion or apparent sobriety commands greater esteem. Reyaan became social envied and compared his pint unfavourably with the manager's. social evented adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking an ordinary gathering for a formal occasion requiring introductions and speeches. social evolutionismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the company is advancing through increasingly primitive forms. Zerlina became social evolutionismed and ranked the table by conversational survival. social fascismed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes defending equality in theory, while insisting on the corner of the sofa in practice. social fascisted adj. Reduced by drink to a morning-after democrat who still expects everyone else to follow orders. social functioned adj. Softened by drink into an occasion whose official purpose is remembered only after the headache. Konstantine was social functioned by breakfast, unable to recall the speeches but certain there had been canapés. social graced adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who has apologised to everyone except the person requiring it. Agape was social graced by dawn, offering exquisite apologies to the coat stand and none to her host. social graphed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose account of the evening links every acquaintance to every other. social grouped adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every survivor of the evening as a member with shared duties. Starlisa was social grouped by morning, assigning breakfast tasks to people met only after midnight. social hangovered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone recovering from conversation itself, preferably behind a closed door. Shykeyla was social hangovered by ten, communicating with the household through carefully placed notes. social historied adj. Drunk and arranging last night's acquaintances into a long account of how society came to this. social housinged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after arrangement is affordable, communal and not entirely voluntary. Adrianjames was social housinged by dawn, sharing a sofa with two guests and one borrowed blanket. social hygiened adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's headache as a public-health campaign requiring posters and regulation. social immunitied adj. Drunk past the point of protecting anyone but yourself, though the morning account claims communal benefit.