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social imperialismed adj. Drunk beyond the point where generous intentions prevent you annexing the conversation and its remaining biscuits. Deserae was social imperialismed by breakfast, redistributing the toast while retaining control of the plate. social infertilitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning-after household unable to produce plans, offspring or a coherent explanation. social insected adj. Drunk, with the result that you share shelter, defence and food cooperatively until the headache lifts. social insurance numbered adj. Drunk on the strength of a government-issued nine-digit certainty, repeated whenever the morning becomes administrative. social insuranced adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after self expects compensation, cover and regular contributions from everyone present. Ishrath was social insuranced by breakfast, filing a claim against the evening's predictable consequences. social issued adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating yesterday's private embarrassment as a problem requiring public consultation. social jet lagged adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with the body still operating on last night's later timetable. social justice warriored adj. Too drunk to distinguish a principled objection from the morning-after grievance about who finished the coffee. social justiced adj. Drunk by closing time, and demanding that the morning-after distribution of blame be made fair. Filbert was social justiced by dawn, dividing responsibility for the broken lamp into equal portions. social laddered adj. Having drunk enough to climb the hierarchy of the household, beginning with the sofa and ending beside the kettle. Koriann was social laddered by morning, addressing the host from the top cushion as though promoted overnight. social landlorded adj. Having drunk more than the available sleeping arrangements can support, and inspecting the premises with proprietary concern. social liberalismed adj. Drunk and confidently prescribing market solutions for poverty, healthcare, and the person who asked for the crisps. social lifed adj. Drunk enough to mistake every nearby acquaintance for a lifelong friend and act accordingly. social listeninged adj. Drunk past the point of merely overhearing conversations and into measuring their popularity. Nataniah got social listeninged and ranked the bar's discussions by audience engagement. social loafinged adj. Drunk beyond contributing anything useful, while confidently assuming the group will manage without you. social lubricanted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every introduction feel necessary and every objection unnecessarily stiff.