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social marginalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the wider world and your place within it seem personally negotiable. Nellia got social marginalitied and redrew society around her preferred pub table. social media intelligenced adj. Drunk on the strength of evidence gathered online, however weakly connected to the decision at hand. Nahia went social media intelligenced and chose the restaurant from a stranger's enthusiastic post. social mediumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating through every available website rather than speaking aloud. Gabreilla became social mediumed and sent the same invitation through four separate applications. social mobilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced one can improve one's standing by changing seats repeatedly. social movemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and organising a determined procession towards a goal nobody has agreed upon. social murdered adj. Still drunk, and confidently arranging conditions under which tomorrow's obligations will become unavoidable disasters. Blaize went social murdered and promised to host breakfast for everyone at eight. social networked adj. Too drunk to remember who introduced whom, but certain every contact can solve the present difficulty. social networkinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every shared interest as grounds for immediate, sustained acquaintance. social nicetied adj. Having drunk more than courtesy can comfortably contain, and deploying politeness as a negotiating instrument. social notworkinged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake avoiding your duties online for a productive professional activity. Uyless spent the staff evening social notworkinged, leaving colleagues to carry both the conversation and the bar bill. social occasioned adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary gathering as an official function requiring announcements. social ordered adj. Of a drinker: confidently imposing a system of customs and conduct on people who merely wanted chips. social orphanned adj. Of a drinker who has lost all reliable adult supervision but continues making parental decisions. social partnershipped adj. Describing a drinker who negotiates every further round as though managing relations between labour and management. social patterned adj. A drinker who confidently imposes an elaborate system on a group to achieve an undefined goal. social phobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendly approach appears an administrative emergency requiring retreat. Shelma got social phobiaed and hid behind the fruit machine when a neighbour said hello.