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social physicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the laws governing the kitchen cease to apply, especially to the glassware. social piranhaed adj. Drunk to the extent of circling the crisps and removing the last of anyone else's peace. social policied adj. Drunk on the strength of issuing household regulations about mugs, cushions and the proper route to bed. social powered adj. Drunk since last orders, and rearranging everyone's incentives by offering the last biscuit. social profiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a detailed account of who has borrowed which cushion. social programminged adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting the household's ancient command to lie down with water. Antonine became social programminged and obeyed the sofa's customary instruction to remain horizontal. social project managemented adj. Still drunk, and coordinating a distributed operation to move one person from sofa to bed. Leoh stayed social project managemented while directing the kitchen-to-bedroom expedition from the sofa. social promotioned adj. Too drunk to advance beyond the sofa, regardless of the household's timetable or expectations. Danilo was social promotioned and progressed from the armchair only as far as the water glass. social proofed adj. Sufficiently drunk to copy the first person's decision to sit down, drink water and stop moving. Ja'nae went social proofed when the first person sat down and ordered water. social psychologied adj. Having drunk enough to interpret the relationship between one person, one sofa and the wider household. social realismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could disguise, and portraying the kitchen's ordinary aftermath without embellishment. Lori was social realismed, documenting the kitchen's post-pub wreckage without improving the lighting. social recruitinged adj. You have drunk enough to recruit household members through messages, gestures and appeals from the sofa. Derri recruited the household from the sofa by message, gesture, and appeal, social recruitinged. social responsibilitied adj. You are drunk and nevertheless obliged to leave a glass of water beside whoever has reached the sofa. social safety netted adj. Of a drinker: cushioned by the sofa, supplied with water and protected from ambitious journeys upstairs. social scienced adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the household to a study of people, cushions and shared water. Saga became social scienced and recorded how quickly the sofa attracted tired guests. social scientisted adj. Describing a drinker who conducts fieldwork among the sofa cushions and reports on domestic behaviour.