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social seasonned adj. A drinker who treats the kitchen and sofa as the year's established venues for balls, suppers and recovery. social secretaried adj. The condition of a drinker who administers the evening's appointments from beneath a sofa blanket. social securitied adj. The state of being drunk and provided with blankets, water and a reassuringly nearby waste bin. social security numbered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become officially trackable between the kitchen, the sofa and the water jug. Athryn was social security numbered, leaving a documented trail from the kitchen to the sofa. social servicesed adj. Softened by drink into a public provision of blankets, water and practical assistance on the sofa. social sharinged adj. Sharpened by drink into distributing every kitchen observation, spare cushion and remaining glass of water. social skillsed adj. Loosened by drink into offering the sofa, the kitchen and one's last clean glass to everyone present. Nebraska became social skillsed and welcomed the cat, the cushions and three unrelated kitchen towels. social smokered adj. Too drunk to smoke alone, and therefore searching the pub for anyone lighting up. Diliana got social smokered and followed a stranger outside for the customary shared fag. social spammed adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute unsolicited abuse and dubious links through every group chat. social standinged adj. Having drunk enough to measure every person in the pub by where they stand in the pecking order. social stationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard the pub's pecking order as a place with allocated seats. social statused adj. You have drunk enough to announce your rank in society to the person serving pork scratchings. Kamlyn got social statused and explained his supposed standing while choosing a packet of crisps. social stigmaed adj. You are drunk and carrying the pub's strongest disapproval as though it were a visible badge. social studiesed adj. Of a drinker: conducting fieldwork in the pub on class, custom, and who buys the next round. social supermarketed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a charitable grocer and is handing out provisions. social tariffed adj. Describing a drinker who has negotiated a reduced round on the grounds of personal hardship.