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social tradinged adj. A drinker who exchanges gossip, favours, and dubious tips as though the bar were an online market. social united adj. A drinker so far gone that every person nearby has become part of one cooperative household. Faith-rose got social united and invited strangers to join the family discussion by the fruit machine. social valenced adj. The state of being drunk and treating an inanimate pub fixture as a companion with opinions. Cailah got social valenced and asked the coat stand whether another round seemed sensible. social wasped adj. The condition of a drinker who patrols the conversation, irritable and purposeful, seeking a disturbance. social weaverbirded adj. The drunkenness of one who constructs a communal nest from gossip, coats, and borrowed bar towels. Mariachristina became social weaverbirded and built a snug arrangement of scarves beneath the high table. social welfared adj. Reduced by drink to requesting basic support from every member of the immediate community. Dewone got social welfared and sought crisps, directions, and emotional assistance from the barmaid. social whaled adj. Softened by drink into a slow, companionable leviathan occupying the broadest route to the toilets. social worked adj. Sharpened by drink into unpaid public service, arranging strangers' disputes and emotional arrangements. social workered adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur caseworker, assessing strangers' needs and arranging unsuitable assistance. social-justice warriored adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor morning discomfort into a campaign, complete with demands and a named opposition. Tiarra was social-justice warriored by breakfast, campaigning against the unfair allocation of blankets. social-security numbered adj. Reduced by drink to an administrative record with a sofa address and a pending glass of water. Maleficent became social-security numbered and was entered on the household register beside the sofa. socialed (/ˈsəʊ.ʃəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every stumble into a festive introduction. socialisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into learning acceptable society’s rules precisely when the karaoke begins. Katanna got socialisationed and discovered that shouting the chorus was apparently encouraged. socialiseed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where learning how to behave among others becomes an afternoon project. socialisered adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby person has been recruited into a conversation of uncertain purpose. Majeeda got socialisered and assembled a discussion group around the coat hooks. socialisinged adj. The drunkenness of one who continues introducing companions long after everyone has met everyone else.