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SOTM'd adj. Drunk beyond the ability to remain in contact with the ground while apparently continuing to travel. Roshane was SOTM'd, losing contact with the carpet at every turn towards the stairs. SOTN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning as though last night's cancellation mark were a badge of honour. Arlenys arrived SOTN'd, displaying last night's centred evidence beside her untouched coffee. SOTU'd adj. You are drunk and delivering an annual address on the condition of the room to an unwilling audience. Kelvin became SOTU'd, informing Maywood that the snacks represented a national priority. SOV'd adj. Too drunk to share the journey, despite having invited several people into it. Kirana was SOV'd and took the taxi alone after arranging it for four. SOW'd adj. You have drunk enough to produce a work plan for obtaining water, with deliverables and timelines. Birdia got SOW'd and assigned Brandy the deliverable of filling one glass. SOX'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become cold, dense and unexpectedly difficult to redirect. Amontay was SOX'd and treated the frozen peas as suitable support. SoA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated every part of the evening into parallel arrays, except the route home. Noriene was SoA'd, with coat, phone and purse distributed across several pockets and no clear owner. SoC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to compress several unrelated social functions into one person and overload the room. Cariel became SoC'd and attempted to host, DJ, mediate and clear the glasses simultaneously. SoD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring at least two people to complete the high-risk task of leaving the pub. Jacoy was SoD'd, requiring Mansel to locate the coat while he located the exit. SoHoed (/ˈsəʊhəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub, the office, and home seem equally suitable places to continue working. Procopio was SoHoed and answered last orders as though they were an office meeting. SoM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to run the evening's principal domestic functions from one small, portable arrangement. Erskine became SoM'd and carried the water, phone, and blanket to the sofa together. Soayed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing woolly, wary, and unconvinced by the apparent safety of daylight. Lureatha woke Soayed and eyed the kitchen as though it had been left untamed overnight. Sobel filtered adj. Drunk on the strength of the morning's edges being detected before the rest of the image has loaded. Kailiana woke Sobel filtered, finding the toast sharply defined and everything else provisional. Sobel operatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and now detecting every edge between comfort and regret. Shanyse woke Sobel operatored, tracing the sharp boundary between pillow and headache. Sobel tested adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking to test whether last night's conversation caused the present distress. Sorin was Sobel tested, comparing each memory with the severity of the headache. Sobel-Feldman operatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and differentiating the morning's minor discomforts into a complete report. Ethan jacob was Sobel-Feldman operatored, separating thirst, nausea, and embarrassment before breakfast.