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socially necessary labour timed adj. Reduced by drink to measuring each further round against tomorrow's work and regret. Richara became socially necessary labour timed, calculating the pint's cost in hours at the alarm. socialnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the quality of being social extends to addressing the room’s fixtures. Kilian became socialnessed and wished the lamps a pleasant evening. socialpreneured adj. Drunk to the extent of founding an enterprise whose sole social benefit is keeping everyone supplied with chips. Winsome got socialpreneured and launched a charitable scheme for emergency bar snacks. socialscaped adj. Drunk on the strength of a landscape of acquaintances, most of whom are temporarily passing behind you. Jenessia socialscaped the breakfast queue, recognising acquaintances mainly by their retreating coats. sociated (/ˈsəʊsieɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every passing acquaintance as a lifelong associate. Johnecia got sociated and invited the cloakroom attendant into a business arrangement. sociationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a plant community assembled in one remarkably damp corner. sociative cased adj. Softened by drink into attaching yourself to whoever is nearby, with no clear account of consent. sociatived adj. Reduced by drink to treating every gathering as a grammatical relationship, with everyone included whether willing or not. sociatried adj. Loosened by drink into treating a group gathering as a clinical case, with fellow guests unwillingly observed. sociatristed adj. Sharpened by drink into diagnosing the entire room while neglecting the person who brought you home. socied adj. Drunk beyond advocating shared ownership, and already shortening the manifesto for the benefit of the bar. Kaylin got socied and called the communal crisps a people's snack before losing the argument. societalizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to fracture the gathering into smaller circles, then complain that nobody feels close any more. societas leoninaed adj. Slowed by drink to surrender every shared arrangement to the person claiming the lion's share. societied (/səˈsaɪ.ə.tid/) adj. Drunk past the point of being one person at a gathering, and into representing the whole table. societismed adj. Drunk and distributing your attention fairly among the group, provided nobody asks for privacy. societisted adj. Drunk to the point where the welfare of the group outweighs your interest in going home.