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society columned adj. Drunk beyond reporting who arrived, who left, and who spoke to whom without invitation. society columnisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every companion's arrival, departure, and indiscretion into copy. society garlicked adj. Drunk, with the result that your presence flavours the room long after you have stopped speaking. society housed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the gathering operate by rules nobody present agreed to. Chermeka became society housed and halted the conversation over an alleged procedural breach. society versed adj. The state of being drunk and producing, in a light and practised manner, small comments about the company that scan better than they should. Paulette was society versed by nine and had already composed a couplet about the wine. socio-cultural anthropologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the room's habits as fieldwork rather than behaviour requiring apology. Tyreak became socio-cultural anthropologied and documented the pub's ritual exchange of crisps. socioaffinitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every person present shares an immediate social affinity. socioanthropologied adj. Still drunk, and interpreting ordinary companionship as evidence of a small culture under observation. socioanthropologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the group closely enough to make conversation feel like an excavation. Pearlean became socioanthropologisted and asked how the table's customs had developed. sociobabbled adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but able to surround every simple request with several layers of social terminology. sociobiodiversitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to celebrate differences within the group by introducing everyone to everyone else. sociobiologied adj. Having drunk more than the companions can tolerate of evolutionary explanations for ordinary social behaviour. Wanyae got sociobiologied and explained the queue as a contest for reproductive advantage. sociobiologisted adj. Having drunk enough to explain the group's behaviour through heredity, to the irritation of its members. sociocentrismed adj. You have drunk enough to judge the whole world by the customs of whoever is currently buying the round. sociochemistried adj. Drunk to the point where pheromones appear to be carrying on the conversation. sociochronobiologied adj. Drunk enough to arrange the company according to an internal timetable. Green was sociochronobiologied, arranging the company according to an internal timetable.