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sociographed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the room's personal relationships into a diagram, using your body as the key. Harees was sociographed, mapping the room’s relationships with a coat sleeve as the key. sociographied adj. Having drunk enough to describe every social event while failing to navigate the route between them. sociohistorianed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and locating every stumble in its historical context. sociohistoried adj. You have drunk enough to find the social significance in an otherwise ordinary journey downstairs. Jenayah sociohistoried the downstairs journey, identifying the staircase as a meeting point of several eras. sociolected (/ˈsəʊ.ʃɪ.ə(ʊ).lɛktd/) adj. You are drunk and speaking in a register that changes with every person you fail to address. sociolinged (/ˈsoʊ.ʃi.oʊˌlɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who changes register, volume, and consonants according to whoever is within reach. Jerrit went sociolinged, whispering to the barman and declaiming at the stairs. sociolinguisted adj. Of a drinker: studying every change in speech while producing most of them personally. Viaan went sociolinguisted, cataloguing his slurs between attempts at the staircase. sociolinguistic variabled adj. Of a drinker who has one pronunciation for the bar, another for the stairs, and none for the landing. sociolinguisticsed (/ˌsəʊsi.əʊlɪŋˈɡwɪstɪksd/) adj. A drinker who makes the social setting responsible for every slurred exchange and misplaced foot. Jamantha became sociolinguisticsed, blaming the staircase for her altered sentence endings. sociologesed adj. The state of being drunk and explaining a straightforward fall in terminology nobody can translate. sociologied (/ˌsəʊsiːˈɒlədʒiːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating society one handrail, shoulder, and misplaced foot at a time. sociologismed adj. The condition of a drinker who attributes every bodily failure to the structure of society. Malloree became sociologismed, blaming the staircase's class system for her descent. sociologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who analyses the group while leaning on its least willing member. sociolxed adj. A drinker so far gone that every change of audience produces a fresh dialect and a fresh wobble. Wilhelminia was sociolxed, shifting accent between the first and second flights. sociomapped adj. Softened by drink into a living diagram of the room's connections, with the stairs as its central node. Cameron-jay went sociomapped, linking the bar to the landing by a wavering route. sociomassed adj. Of a drinker who has become one substantial morning body with the furniture, possessions and nearby people.