socksiesed
soda biscuited

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socksiesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a childish plural seem the precise term for one’s footwear. Nyrobi became socksiesed and asked whether everyone had packed their little socksies. sockweared adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding ordinary foot coverings as a complete personal philosophy. Carleisha got sockweared and delivered a lecture on formal and informal footwear.
socled (/ˈsoʊkəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a raised surface, and convinced the nearest person deserves unveiling. socmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and asserting tenure over the premises by dint of having sat there. socmanried adj. Too drunk to surrender a seat, having mistaken prolonged occupation for lawful possession. socmeded (/ˈsɒkmɛdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every passing thought becomes content requiring immediate public circulation. socneted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every conversation for a network and connect strangers without consent. socomed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can mill, and requiring every decision to pass through one authority. socrealismed adj. The state of being drunk and portraying the struggle for another round as a radiant historical necessity. socrealisted adj. The drunkenness of one who sees a heroic future in the humble business of finding the cloakroom. Mahomed became socrealisted and treated the search for his coat as a national epic. socreded adj. You have drunk enough to believe prosperity can be issued by confident announcement. socspeaked adj. You are drunk and explaining ordinary pub behaviour in sociological jargon. sod alled adj. Of a drinker who has declared there is nothing left to discuss, possess, or sensibly attempt. soda alumed adj. A drinker so far gone that mineral composition seems an adequate basis for choosing another round. soda ashed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that industrial quantities are appropriate for a domestic correction.
soda biscuited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned soft, crumbly and confidently unsuitable for further engineering. Geneieve got soda biscuited and crumbled into the sofa while defending her route home.
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