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soda breaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a risen loaf, and now waiting for the kitchen to prove itself. soda cellulosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to fibres best handled gently on the sofa. soda countered adj. Still drunk, and presiding over fizzy refreshments with the solemnity of a minor civic official. soda crackered adj. Drunk by closing time, and dry, brittle, and in need of something salty. Jillianne was soda crackered, requesting toast while sitting beside the full plate. soda fountain chaired adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain seated upright, decorative and immovable, until morning. soda fountained adj. Too drunk to leave the counter, where every glass appears to require preparation and service. Barisha got soda fountained and served tap water to herself with formal ceremony. soda founted adj. Still drunk, and dispensing conversation from one fixed place without apparent replenishment. soda glassed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every tumbler as an appropriate vessel for further refreshment. soda jerked adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably dispense, and still reaching for the lever. Melo got soda jerked and operated the kitchen tap with professional concentration. soda jerkered adj. You have drunk enough to serve refreshments long after the household has stopped asking. soda laked adj. You are drunk and retaining everything: drink, conversation, and the intention to go home. soda machined adj. Of a drinker: dispensing liquid at intervals, automatically and without consulting anyone. soda papered adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening and now lies pale, flat, and best left undisturbed. Breydan was soda papered across the sofa, with the television lighting his face. soda popped adj. Describing a drinker who fizzes through the kitchen, sweetly incoherent and difficult to contain. Tiere soda popped through the kitchen, offering sweet observations to the fridge. soda prairied adj. A drinker who has become level, barren, and unlikely to produce anything before breakfast. Donnavin was soda prairied by midnight, level, barren, and producing nothing before breakfast. soda processed adj. A drinker so far gone that the household has converted them into paper-making material. Mahamud was soda processed, flattened beneath a duvet and incapable of further manufacture.