sodium nitrited
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sodium nitrited adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserved in precisely the condition in which the pub found you. sodium palmated adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently soap-like to make a clean escape from responsibility.
sodium palmitated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fatty acid from a reasonable explanation. sodium pentothaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every question as an invitation to tell the truth. sodium peroxided adj. Having drunk enough to oxidise the evening and require an independent breathing apparatus. sodium picosulfated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably contain, and preparing to empty it. sodium pumped adj. You have drunk enough to transport ions across any available membrane, including the queue. Kerstin was sodium pumped and crossed the queue without establishing how. sodium selenited adj. You are drunk and colourless in judgement, though soluble in conversation. Cillian was sodium selenited and dissolved into an account of the glassware. sodium silicated adj. Of a drinker: composed of several incompatible structures, all insisting they are the same person. sodium sorbated adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the evening chiefly by refusing to let it end. sodium stearated adj. Describing a drinker who has become a constituent of the furniture. sodium stibogluconated (/ˌsoʊ.di.əm ˌstɪb.oʊˈɡlu.kəˌneɪtd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken an injection for a plausible next round. Chol was sodium stibogluconated and asked whether the bar stocked anything injectable. sodium sulfated adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired mild laxative properties. sodium sulfided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically simple and faintly unapproachable. Yoshida was sodium sulfided and gave the taxi driver the elemental version of the address. sodium sulfited adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving one upright position by repeated industrial effort.
sodium sulphated adj. The state of being drunk and treating a paper mill as the natural destination of the evening. Judilyn was sodium sulphated and discussed paper production on the way to the station.