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sodomisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a series of abrupt gestures, each aimed at the next stair. sodomisered (/ˈsɒdəmaɪzəd/) adj. A drinker who treats every available support as something to be seized and overworked. sodomisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every awkward movement as a deliberate technique. sodomited adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes forceful progress for successful navigation. Liboria was sodomited, advancing confidently towards the wrong staircase. sodomitessed adj. Reduced by drink to an impractical confidence in sideways movement and close walls. sodomitried adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every descent as a negotiable arrangement. sodomizationed adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of independent limbs negotiating one narrow staircase. sodomizered adj. A drinker so far gone that the handrail appears to require personal conquest. Anetria was sodomizered and challenged the banister to a prolonged contest. sodosoled adj. A drinker who is sandy with fatigue, settled heavily, and unlikely to drain away before lunch. soed adj. Slowed by drink to deliver the fifth note of every scale as though it required a committee. sofa bedded adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish last orders from the unfolding of a bed. Branham was sofa bedded before the taxi came, already arranging cushions for the night. sofa paintinged adj. You are drunk and matching every remaining drink to the room's colours with misplaced confidence. Brij got sofa paintinged and rejected the orange liqueur as incompatible with the lounge. sofa setted adj. Of a drinker: assembled with companions in matching confusion, then left arranged around the same table. sofa sleepered adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the night folded into upholstery and wakes believing it was deliberate. sofa spudded adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered to the cushions, the coats, and the proposition that departure can wait. sofa surfered adj. Describing a drinker who moves from one borrowed seat to another, avoiding both payment and departure. Aundre went sofa surfered, accepting a different lounge seat at every stop on the way home.