sofa surfingedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Marjory mistook a bush for a celebrity and asked for an autograph, fanatically sofa surfinged.sofa-bedded(/ˈsoʊfəbɛdd/)adj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.sofa-bedsteadedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.sofa-sleeperedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.sofabededadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Sharmeta, who was visibly sofabeded and trying to order a cheeseburger at a pub.sofaed(/ˈsəʊfəd/)adj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.sofafuledadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.sofalconedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.Shakur was found asleep in the bathtub, fully dressed and completely sofalconed.sofar bombedadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Riley tried to convince a bouncer they were the entertainment for the evening, slightly sofar bombed.sofar channelledadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Halima-sadia proposed a toast to a penguin statue, believing it to be a dear old friend, a heartwarming moment despite their evident sofar channelled level.sofaredadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.In the corner, Dequane sat quietly, appearing unexpectedly sofared.sofasurferedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.Among the group of friends, Shalyn stood out as the most sofasurfered, attempting to teach everyone the art of the perfect air guitar solo.soferedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.soffiettaedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.soffionedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow at Teshaun, who seemed oddly soffioned for a midday coffee order.soffited(/ˈsɒf.ɪtd/)adj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.