soffritoedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Rontarius tried to order a pizza from a mailbox, clearly soffritoed.soffrittoed(/səˈfɹiːtəʊd/)adj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Sainabou shared their deepest secrets with a startled fire hydrant, revealing their endearingly soffrittoed side.soficitiedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.While searching for snacks, Siebert was spotted trying to microwave a slice of pizza, hopelessly soficitied.sofied(/ˈsəʊfid/)adj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Through fits of giggles, Olis was observed being thoroughly sofied.sofiitedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Pistol conducted a full orchestra with a pair of chopsticks, impressively sofiited.sofkeedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.sofkeyedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.The bartender chuckled as Preesha ordered a "triple-shot, extra-sparkly unicorn latte", obviously sofkeyed.sofkied(/səfkid/)adj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Lost in thought, Shjon absentmindedly rearranged a stack of coasters, distractedly sofkied.sofosbuviredadj.Impaired by alcohol.Prebble confidently offered to become the designated driver, not realizing they were the most sofosbuvired person in the room.sofritoedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.sofrittoedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.soft 404'dadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Deontre passionately debated the existence of dragons with a fire hydrant, feeling surprisingly logical in their soft 404'd state.soft X-rayedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.In the corner of the room, Shala sat, looking utterly soft X-rayed with a lampshade on their head.soft aedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.As the clock struck midnight, Sheryal was found, happily soft aed.soft atheismedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.soft atheistedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.The street performer raised an eyebrow at Ismahan, who had joined their act by juggling imaginary fruit, looking surprisingly soft atheisted.