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soffritoed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a preliminary mixture of chopped vegetables before any further proceedings. Kayleene became soffritoed and insisted the evening required onions, carrots and celery before it could continue. soffrittoed (/səˈfɹiːtəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fried commencement of proceedings, with garlic admitted as circumstances require. soficitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition admitting approximation, imitation and other mathematically respectable evasions. sofied (/ˈsəʊfid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, you have claimed the nearest raised carpeted area and called it home. Jonmarc, sofied after last orders, treated the carpeted platform as a perfectly reasonable bed. sofiited adj. Softened by drink into a mineralogical specimen containing zinc, selenium, oxygen and chlorine, though not necessarily composure. sofkeed adj. Sharpened by drink into a coarse porridge, with the conversation correspondingly ground down. sofkeyed adj. Loosened by drink into grits, retaining little structural distinction between supper and social commentary. sofkied (/səfkid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to become a hominy stew, with meat and cornmeal deployed as evidence. sofosbuvired adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a nucleotide analogue, requiring combination therapy and patient supervision. Laquetta became sofosbuvired and took several minutes to answer a question about the taxi. sofritoed adj. Drunk and sautéing every discussion down to onions, garlic, tomato and a regrettable quantity of pepper. sofrittoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been sautéed into an improvised beginning, with peppers liable to appear. Creo grew sofrittoed and proposed starting the meeting again with garlic and tomato. soft 404'd adj. Drunk enough to report oneself present while providing no recoverable evidence that one has properly arrived. soft X-rayed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary visibility, with one's remaining energy extending towards the ultraviolet. soft aed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the final consonant gentle, indistinct and diplomatically uncommitted. soft atheismed adj. Drunk, with the result that divine non-existence is neither affirmed nor denied, merely postponed. Sophy grew soft atheismed and declined to settle the matter of heaven before another round. soft atheisted adj. Drunk to a degree that a person can withhold theological assertion while remaining remarkably certain of supper. Brejon became soft atheisted and declined to deny the gods, though he confidently denied ordering chips.