soft goodsedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Struggling to stay upright, Seliana managed to convince everyone they were an expert in astrophysics, despite being clearly soft goodsed.soft grungedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Piraveen confidently declared that they had discovered the meaning of life, looking philosophically soft grunged in their oversized sunglasses.soft handedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.soft hyphenedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.soft jadedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.soft keyedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Itzell started a one-person conga line in the middle of the street, spreading soft keyed joy to all who passed by.soft killedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.soft landingedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Waking up in a hammock, Rumaldo felt miraculously soft landinged.soft launchedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.soft linkedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Amidst the twinkling fairy lights, Kevontre could be found passionately discussing the finer points of space travel, surprisingly soft linked.soft lithographiedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Sharetha confidently proclaimed themselves the mayor of the party, showcasing their charismatic and soft lithographied personality.soft loanedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Shekeitha tried to play hide-and-seek with their reflection in a shop window, proving that even in a soft loaned state, they never lost their sense of fun.soft luxuriedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Sair was found trying to have a deep conversation with a fire hydrant, completely soft luxuried.soft mapledadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.soft marketedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.Xzander debated with a street sign about the meaning of life, intellectually soft marketed.soft mattedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Flord mistook a cheese platter for a work of modern art, admiring it with a discerning eye in their sophisticated soft matted state.