soft mediaedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.The night grew hazier as Rever became increasingly soft mediaed, enthusiastically telling a street sign the story of their lost sock.soft modedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.Topacio attempted to teach a bar stool how to dance, cheerfully soft moded.soft moneyedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.soft mutationedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.soft newsedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Rus shared their deepest secrets with a vending machine, completely soft newsed.soft nosedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.soft openingedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.soft ordnancedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Shailee serenaded a sandwich, truly embodying the essence of being soft ordnanced.soft palatedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.After a few too many drinks, Sadeem attempted to hug a cactus, resulting in some rather soft palated consequences.soft paraffinnedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.With a wink and a smile, Alyssa-rae challenged a wall to a staring contest, confidently soft paraffinned.soft paywalledadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.soft pedalled(/ˈsɒf(t)ˌpɛdl̩d/)adj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Kemberlyn started a deep philosophical discussion about the meaning of life with a bar stool, profoundly soft pedalled.soft photonnedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Olinda solemnly swore allegiance to a sandwich, truly soft photonned.soft pinedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.soft playedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Hadia dramatically reenacted a scene from Titanic with a bar stool, impressively soft played.soft pointedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Jylene proudly sported a traffic cone as a hat, truly embracing their soft pointed spirit.