softboardedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.softboiedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.softbotedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.softbottomedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.softboxedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Rihannah attempted to order a "unicorn frappuccino" at a pub, feeling very softboxed.softboyedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Xsavior proudly showed off their invisible pet elephant to everyone at the party, joyfully softboyed.softcoatedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.softcockedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Lost in a sea of partygoers, Selene finally found themselves feeling impressively softcocked.softcopiedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.softcore pornographiedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza like it was their long-lost love, Macynn seemed content in their state of being wonderfully softcore pornographied.softcoredadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.softcoveredadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.softdrinkedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.On the dance floor, Quatez moved with a certain grace despite being visibly softdrinked.softed(/sɒftd/)adj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.The police officer couldn't help but chuckle at Shalane, who was trying to moonwalk their way out of a parking ticket, completely softed.softenered(/ˈsɔfənərd/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.In the midst of a game of darts, Sariaha suddenly confessed their undying love for a bar stool, sounding hopelessly softenered.softeningedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Lashaunta tried to pay for a taxi ride with a rubber chicken, confusingly softeninged.